Is it true that muppets that drive Hummers round city centres have very small d i c k s indeed?

Yes, that's absolutely correct. We have one particular muppet who lives a few streets away with the most blingy Hummer I've ever seen in my life. It totally makes me cringe. It's white and has lots of stupid lights on it. The worse thing is, the drongo who drives it actually thinks he looks cool. Sad ...