Have you been guilty of undignified behavior?

I am, on the advice of counsel, am hereby submitting my formal apology to Ivorycat. As a lady and a Christian, I behaved in a most reprehensible way yesterday. Though it [the argument in question] was a great source of stress relief, it was most unbecoming to a sy, sweet, lovable, dignified and most gorgeously modest Texan lady. I will, however, not apology for my quick wit and razor sharp tongue, I have been blessed with these tools and shall use them for good and not evil. Respectfully submitted herewith, Queen FoxyFoxy